My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.
That’s it, that’s the game!
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Michael Schur’s speech at The Good Place series finale table read
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The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.
I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain
The “hands” seen here are really the alula – the bird’s feathered thumb!
So it’s basically doing this: 👍🐦👍
how could you just leave this out
So it’s more 🖕🐦🖕
so this definitely looks like mating behavior, so probably ‘fuck you’ is right…. only like, in a “please?” sort of way.
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zeus: Sex Positivity Win! This Guy Is Horny
hera: I’m Sorry I Was Being So Crazy While You Were Treating Me Like Shit
poseidon: Horse Girl Longs For Sun On Her Haunches Again
hades: How to Get Him To Treat You Half As Well As He Treats His Dog
demeter: Forlorn Gazing Out Window Reaches Record High
persephone: I’m Not Like Other Girls. I’m Much, Much Worse.
dionysus: BREAKING: We’re Doing Shots
hermes: How to Achieve Personal Growth When All Your Flaws Are Adorable
apollo: How to Find Love but Then Promptly Fuck It Up
artemis: It’s a Scary Time For Men In America Because I’m Dressed In a Clown Suit, Taking Them Out One By One
athena: Women Need to Stop Being So Passive-Aggressive and Start Dueling
aphrodite: Oh No! Woman Knows Exactly How Beautiful She Is
hephaestus: How to Balance Your Career and a Weird Dating Thing
ares: Go Out There And Slay! Here Are Some Murder Weapons
hestia: 5 Sexual Fantasies That Are You Getting a Good Night Sleep For Fucking Once
I tried Among Us today
Hang on I gotta google something real quick
Ok this is funny
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i would legit listen to a whole album of ambient music made like this
And the album has to include the purring and “mow!” Sounds
I could listen to this for hours!
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