Wholesome Cat Posts That Will Hopefully Make Your Day.
Friendly reminder to adopt older pets!!!
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This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.
mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES
A universal experience.
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Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs
I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one
I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me
She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly
She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off
I said ma’am no stop
Those are his nipples
She said
There’s no way, he’s a boy
I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples
Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical
She said no way, he’s a boy I said
Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples
I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.
I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.
The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm
She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”
I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.
“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.
“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”
the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart
(via seananmcguire)
i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it
is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?
(via strongermonster)
Exciting news! The first album of Foxes in Love is about to go to print! Preorders are here! fenrispublishing.com/fil
(via drst)
that aro/ace feel when you’re briefly overwhelmed by the crushing loneliness that comes from knowing you’re never going to end up in a traditional romantic relationship despite how often you tell yourself you don’t need a relationship to be happy, but you still can’t help but yearn for something that can never be because every aspect of the society around you is telling you that romance and sex are the only things that make life worth living, so despite your own aversion to them you can’t help but feel like you’re missing out, and wouldn’t it be nice to love someone like that? and to have someone love you like that? to be seen and known and loved and held and cherished? and to give that in return?
and then five minutes later the feeling passes and you go back to whatever you were doing like nothing’s happened
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