There may or may not be a method to this madness.

Oct 13

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ratinatux:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

what’s the funniest reaction you’ve had to coming out to family/friends?

i’m screaming at theperson in the notes whose friend accidentally called them queen and then corrected to “monarch”

here’s a compilation of my favorite responses:

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tag yourself i’m “hide the pans”

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katy-l-wood:

katy-l-wood:

Watching the world of Very Professional Paleontologists decend into meme communication because the biggest paleo conference of the year accidentally censored the words “Hell” and “Bone” has been a highlight of my day.

All hail Heck Creek and BOOOOONE.

The chaos continues. Other banned words have included:

Sexual: so no talking about sexual dimorphism or sexual selection.

Knob: so no talking about the knob-like protrusions on various dinosaurs.

The staff are frantically trying to fix this, but people keep stumbling on new ones.

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aftershocked:

lazorsandparadox:

lazorsandparadox:

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invadersib:

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Y’all be safe playing among us. I now its a social game but like don’t give out your name or what school you go to. Like I’m sure people might Not track you down using that information but im 23 years old and I grew up during a time were they made us fear strangers and putting information online.

For my followers that play Among Us, PLEASE watch out for people like that. If ANYONE you don’t know asks you about your age/where you live/go to school, that’s a red flag. Please be careful, candy call people out if you see them doing this shit.

I was in a lobby where someone admitted they were a 16 year old girl and everyone kept asking her for her phone number, her instagram, etc and i got kicked because i kept telling people that it was creepy and they should stop. Seriously do not share anything like that on public servers, especially if youre an underage girl

To illustrate how big a deal this is, outside of people getting harassed online, if someone has your phone number, they can track down where you live. If someone has your instagram, they can use it figure out where you live if youre not careful. Ive had do exactly this a couple times so i could send something to the right address. Do not give strangers your social media. Do not give them your age. Do not give them any identifying information.

Also! A tactic that was very popular Back In The Day but gen z doesn’t seem to indulge in as much:

Lie!

Whether it’s to some creeper asking too many questions or just some random website you’re signing up for… you can lie, kids. While obviously it’s great to not respond to weirdos seeking your personal information, there are times that for various reasons it’s difficult to avoid giving out any info entirely. So just bullshit. Name, age, gender, location, whatever you want. Just lie about it.

You are not beholden to an honor code with strangers or random websites on the internet. Just fake whatever. It’s not only completely fine, it is many times more advantageous for you in the long run (not only in dodging creeps, but it helps keep your IRL info and online info separate). You can pick and choose w/e online friends you want to be honest with, but signing up for social media or being asked invasive questions by a stranger? Just fuckin make shit up.

Literally lying about your age or location or whatever was so common online 15+ years ago, so that it wasn’t just anyone who could find out your actual private information. Revive this practice.

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unbossed:
“I love how succinct this is.
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unbossed:

I love how succinct this is.

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belanekra:

poinsciuri:

poinsciuri:

*rotates you by 90 degrees in the 4th dimension thus causing you to be perpendicular to time as we understand it*

*rotates you again so now youre experiencing time upside down*

Please stop

Oh so this is what’s happening this year.

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butternaan:

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theindianexpress / pascalchampion / hozier, ‘to noise making’ / titanic (1997) dir. james cameron / my chemical romance, ‘sing’ / abc news / dead poets society (1989) dir. peter weir / bertolt brecht

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mag200:

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

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