There may or may not be a method to this madness.

Oct 19

hauntingyourself:
I’ve been laughing at this all day
Me: …beach.
Vampire: No! what do you –
Me: No as in, beach are you seriously trying that on me?

(via ethanrayne)

wRITERS! Doughnut say the word you meat to say. Say other words that are not that word. Your word-writing will thank you.

linguist-breakaribecca:

blue-author:
Instead of WALK consider
frazzle
bounty
kelp
brigadoon
spelunky
biscuits w/ sausage gravy
quizzical
Gary, Indiana
Instead of SAID consider
evaporated
spleened
funjaculated
rhubarbed
miskatoniced
Any time you are about to use a word, STOP! You are making a mistake. Go to this site. Put in the word you think you want to use. It will tell you that you are wrong and you should use other words. Pick one of the other words.
Remember, the number one rule in writing is show, not tell! If you use the word you mean, you are telling, not showing, and your writing will be bad.
This is exactly as helpful as the posts that unironically tell you that all good writers are required to go through three passes of a thesaurus on every verb. I love it so much.

(via nudityandnerdery)

kasaron:

fluffmugger:
catbountry:
The beginning.
actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment “cos THE progenative shitlord of cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this:
then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM
and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed.
The first cat memes.

(via kvothbloodless)

bahnree:

1-800kanye:
u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
Yes yes I am 20, if anyone asks I have this tumblr post as evidence

(via gingernifty)

fixomnia-scribble: