There may or may not be a method to this madness.

Oct 23

eternal-dannation:

lu-alhati:

So ellen degeneres is being sued by a Black woman for making fun of her name and turning into a running joke. :) 

“A Georgia woman is suing Ellen DeGeneres after mispronouncing her name to make a breast joke during her daytime talk show.

Titi Pierce, 35, name is pronounced “Tee Tee … as grammar dictates”, she said in the lawsuit. But DeGeneres called her “titty Pierce”, reading one of the real estate agent’s adverts during a segment called “What’s Wong With These Ads…. and These Signs?”

“In all of her 35 years of life, no one has ever referred to Ms Pierce as “titty” until the Defendant did so on February 22, 2016 on national television,” the lawsuit reads, adding that it led to “immediate ridicule” from the audience.

The lawsuit pointed out that producers did not blur out Ms Pierce’s personal cell phone number in the segment. She said she received “ridiculing and harassing” calls while attending an out-of-state family funeral.

Ms Pierce filed the lawsuit against Warner Bros Entertainment, Inc, the parent company of the The Ellen Show.

Titi is a name that comes from Nigeria, meaning “flower”, according to the lawsuit.

Ms Pierce is seeking damages from Warner Bros, and demands they never show the segment again.”

glad to see ellen’s golden formula for comedy “mock ethnic names” is finally coming to bite her in the ass

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hekateanwitchcraft:

Look at what I saw on Twitter!!!

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llleighsmith:

“No writing is wasted. Did you know that sourdough from San Francisco is leavened partly by a bacteria called lactobacillus sanfrancisensis? It is native to the soil there, and does not do well elsewhere. But any kitchen can become an ecosystem. If you bake a lot, your kitchen will become a happy home to wild yeasts, and all your bread will taste better. Even a failed loaf is not wasted. Likewise, cheese makers wash the dairy floor with whey. Tomato gardeners compost with rotten tomatoes. No writing is wasted: the words you can’t put in your book can wash the floor, live in the soil, lurk around in the air. They will make the next words better.”

— ERIN BOW

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joasakura:
“ Once when I was very little, my mom said “god, I wish I was like your aunt, ignorant about everything in the world. It must be so peaceful.”. I couldn’t understand what she meant then.
I kinda get it now.
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joasakura:

Once when I was very little, my mom said “god, I wish I was like your aunt, ignorant about everything in the world. It must be so peaceful.”. I couldn’t understand what she meant then.

I kinda get it now.

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wolfwarrior142:

official-spookifers-child:

zagreuses-toast:

redistributed-memes:

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

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191195-deactivated20240210:

this is so beautiful im actually crying!!!!!

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Anonymous asked: What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

hikingdyke-deactivated20170912:

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.