There may or may not be a method to this madness.

Oct 26

bitchesofostwick:

bi-ass-magnet:

bitchesofostwick:

i like the idea that by act 3, like 70% of hawke’s reputation in kirkwall is just built on elaborate lies and stories that varric makes up about them. like, “hawke single-handedly saves the mines outside of kirkwall because she can speak dragon” or “oh, didn’t you know? hawke destroyed the entire invisible sisters gang by sniping each individual member from up on the hawke estate rooftop.” and the citizens of kirkwall, who at this point have literally seen hawke defeat the arishok in single combat and save the entire city, are just like “oh shit seems legit”

What about Hawke starting to believe the rumors because so much wild shit happens to them every day that maybe they did just forget

Someone: Wow Hawke did you really kill a pride demon with your bare hands for a peanut butter sandwich?

Hawke: 

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this is an extremely valid addition to this post

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Anonymous asked:

Why do Protestants and Catholics hate each other and try to kill each other in Ireland?

theabigailthorn:

notallmensheviks:

fecktrecool-deactivated20220314:

It’s a common misconception that The Troubles (the conflict/war in Northern Ireland from the 1960s-1998) was about religious hatred between Catholics and Protestants.

It was actually not about religion. It was about colonialism.

To understand, you need to know a little about Irish history.

Starting from the 1500s, the British began a program of systematic, intense colonisation of Ireland. Native Irish people were driven off their land, which was then settled by British people. The northern part of the island was particularly heavily settled, to the point that about half the population was made up of British settlers.

At the time, the vast majority of British people (and therefore the British settlers) were Protestant, while the vast majority of Irish people were Catholic.

As the centuries passed, the native Irish population and the descendants of the British settlers did not integrate. They lived largely separately…. attending separate schools, living in separate communities… and worshiping separate religions.

Religion became one of a handful of “markers” (along with language, cultural practices, etc) to identify whether someone was a native Irish person, or a descendent of the British settlers.

Laws were established that systematically discriminated against Catholics (who were mostly Irish) in favour of Protestants (who were mostly descendants of British settlers). These were in effect in Northern Ireland until the latter part of the 1900s. They meant that Irish Catholic people were denied equal access to education, housing/land ownership, and political representation. This was known as the Protestant Ascendency.

In the 1960s, a Civil Rights Movement began in Northern Ireland. It was inspired by the African American movement in the US. Irish people marched and held protests for their rights. This Civil Rights Movement came to an end when British soldiers fired live ammunition into a peaceful protest in Derry, an event known as Bloody Sunday.

Following Bloody Sunday, tensions between the two main groups in Northern Ireland (Irish people/“Catholics”, and the descendants of British settlers/“Protestants”) escalated dramatically and the region descended into violence. The Troubles had begun.

Of course, when the British press was reporting on the sudden civil war that had erupted in one of their territories (Northern Ireland) they glossed over the fact that… you know… they caused it, by colonising Ireland, displacing it’s population and then systematically oppressing the Irish for centuries.

Colonial powers don’t really like to acknowledge the effects of their colonialism.

So instead, the British media simplified the situation by calling it a religious conflict between Catholics and Protestants. And other countries, who don’t know any better, caught on and also portrayed it as a conflict between Catholics and Protestants.

But in reality, religion was not the root cause of the conflict- it was colonialism.

another dimension of the exclusion and colonialism in northern ireland was in employment practices at the harlan & wolff shipyards, which used to be the biggest industrial employer in the biggest city in northern ireland - you basically had to be a protestant to work there, except as a glorified janitor. in the ‘good old days’ before thatcherite deindustrialization, this meant that catholics were effectively barred from good jobs, and were forced into precarious, unskilled, poorly-paid positions. if you think this sounds a lot like the dynamics between white and black auto workers in detroit, you’re right.

another dimension of this is that the current UK government has promised to make it illegal to bring “vexatious” lawsuits against the British Army, which has been interpreted by some as a sneaky move to avoid bringing the war criminals of Bloody Sunday to justice

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aspergersissues:

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

one of the funniest things about little kids is something I call the “stranger advantage” and this follows the observation that when a child is throwing a tantrum, overwhelmed, bored, upset, etc. in public and won’t cooperate with their parents, sometimes, for some reason, a stranger intervening (with the parent’s permission) can interest and distract a child into calming down.

It doesn’t ALWAYS work, especially with children who are extremely intimidated by strangers, but more often than not when I’ve seen a kid just absolutely melting down in public, I’ve asked if I can talk to them and help, and pretty much every time the kid’s calmed down. THEY DO SAY it takes a village. Maybe because I haven’t been responsible for them all day I’m able to be a bit more calm than the now overwhelmed parent. Maybe being autistic myself has given me some tools to help children having meltdowns that their parents haven’t learned yet. Maybe children are so naturally curious that a new player on the scene distracts them from whatever’s upsetting them.

I THINK sometimes they’re just confused and mystified.

Notably I love thinking about the time in Chicago my friends and I came across a child in absolute fits about walking up some steps to get to the next street level. He would not budge, it was 9 PM, and it was clear he AND his dad were at their emotional limit.

So my friends and I walked up and looked at him and sort of HOPPED upward onto the stairs and we acted really surprised and amazed and we were like “Woah!” And We did it again each step until he quickly noticed and started watching us. I looked at him and I was like “man…….have you tried this? This is wild.”

So now he figured he was missing out on climbing the stairs. So he joined in. And we just hopped up the steps acting OVERLY amazed by the process until we got to the top and his exhausted dad thanked us.

Stranger advantage.

it really is just

parent: please do this thing

child: i am overwhelmed. i cannot and will not.

random passerby: please do this thing

child: actually i’ve never thought of it that way. alright i’m in.

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Oct 25

stephgrips-deactivated20200826:

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gayshipsanddadjokes:

aromantic-goldfish:

shobogan:

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

luke-skywalker-is-a-gay-icon:

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

galahadwilder:

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

ai-incarnate:

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

galahadwilder:

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

galahadwilder:

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

Spider ham is the only one available it’s a whole thing

I have read a LOT of these but this one is by far the funniest

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tonyzaret:

Imagine a bigger, bolder, flat-out-more exciting duck. It’s called the “Goose” and it’s

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