i would’ve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would’ve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i’d be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
bells. i meant bells
don’t do this to me
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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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friend-through-teenage-nights asked: 
This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.
hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:
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he looks so confident
don’t give me ideas
some design concepts
minor arcana concepts
Yes, the aces are zeros. Deal with it.
I’m nearly done with the first draft– I just have to figure out what the face cards should be for the swords
minor tweaks
I did
Maybe for the swords face cards, you could do notice/caution/warning/danger? They’re not pictograms but there are four levels of increasing severity which matches with your other suits
i actually love this
They’re supposed to be a bit of a wild card, so it makes sense that their faces would be the most broad/most open to interpretation
Clint you’ve got to be fucking kidding me
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which of the following did NOT happen to yugi mutou?
whipped by a human pet guy
flashbanged
chased with a nail studded baseball bat
soul was sealed away into an evil vase
put into an electric chair
turned into a D&D minifigure against his will
clocked in the head with a metal briefcase
tied by the wrists to the ceiling by a yo-yo gang
assaulted by 3 weed smoking girlfriends
ferris wheel bomb threat
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Saturn Devouring His Son
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Hey this isn’t my usual thing, but
This is (ordinarily) a Hollow Knight youtuber I like; I get that y'all probably give negative shits about Some Guy From Youtube but you presumably give a shit about copyright trolling and labor rights, so, to contextualize:
They made a video concerning the treatment of contract workers by Valnet inc., the parent company of known dogshit SEO Mills ScreenRant and GameRant, among numerous others. Valnet are the subject of numerous individual suits, as well as a Class Action complaint in California for misclassification of workers- a practice which would allow them to avoid compliance with labor regulationsTheir reward for this piece of investigation was having the video removed due to a transparently specious copyright claim, in the usual “YouTube simply cannot guzzle enough corpo smeg” manner
They have made the understandable decision not to reupload the video, since three copyright strikes = a deactivated channel, a nearly irretrievable lossTherefore, I am sharing this little incident because if there’s one thing I love, it’s the Streisand Effect nailing shitbirds to the wall as much as possible because they just can’t fucking help themselves when it comes to abusing labor and/or power
Therefore reblogs are appreciated
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yeah
studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.